A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With The Gun In Hand. Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door, She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead.
She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend At Stares Him Down For A Moment. Then, Suddenly, She’s Overcome With Grief, So She Puts The Gun Up To The Side Her Head. Her Boyfriend Screams, “Honey, Don’t Do It…”
The Blonde Yells Back, “Shut Up! You’re Next!”