Two women meet in heaven and share their “how I died” stories. Wanda: “I froze to death.” , Sylvia: “How awful!” , Wanda: “It wasn’t too bad. Once I stopped shivering, I just drifted off to sleep.”Sylvia: “I died of a heart attack. I thought my husband was cheating,so I rushed home to catch him.
But he was just watching TV. I searched the house, the attic, the basement, and every closet until I collapsed from exhaustion… and died.” Wanda: “Too bad you didn’t check the freezer—we’d both still be alive!” It’s a funny reminder to find humor in life’s surprises!