“During a family camping trip, my dad once pulled a prank by sneaking into the woods and placing marshmallows on a bush to make it look like they grew there. It wasn’t until my sister, who later studied horticulture, figured it out.”
“As a kid, I always thought the saying was ‘the ghost is clear’ as in transparent, instead of ‘the coast is clear.’”
“When I was little, my mom always served me what she called ‘dark green lettuce’ as salad, and I loved it. At 17, I had a friend over for dinner, and when I asked my mom for seconds, my friend looked at me strangely and said, ‘You mean spinach?